MPs are in uproar about the naked turnip on display at Fajar in Bandar Baru today.
'Anyone could knock one of those up in ten minutes,' said angry Jim Bowie, leading the protest. 'Even me,' he added.
'It's my turnip - I can do what I like with it,' said artist James Bond, and acknowledged expert in Pumbling wood work who has twice been awarded an Oscar. He described the controversial show as being 'pink as a gooseberry'.
Police Baffled By Seed
Elsewhere in Bandar Baru, police are investigating the theft of 14 seeds. David Bowie will be helping police with their inquiries, which have led them to an upturned bucket in What The Papers Say.
Thieves dumped the stolen seeds in the bucket, which was being used by kippers to store custard for the winter.
'You get nothing in this game for two in a bed,' said a police spokesman, before being wheeled away on the back of a chopper.
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