My friend and gua was so happy happy when leading the Star :: Dr M say :: "The first Malaysian Astronaut can be just the man in the street". Rules veli simple. So we go to the internet cafe, go to the website :: angkasawan.gov.my to sign-ing online. We want to be "Bolehnauts" because we from Malaysia Boleh, also ablebodied, got otak, got collect attitude and aptitude and also above 21.
Now this Datuk C-lee fello Najib tell us people that only ten candidates wanted. These people must have tua oak degree, experiment in alospace sciences and can fly aelopain. How can, chain rules just like that, make my friends and me vomit blood, kee see gua lang; main veli kotor. We apply and now they chain rules, mana boleh. Now also say, candidates must can be aktif in scuba diving, peh sua and public speakee. Why now rules different from what our great Dr M say before. Now kong chiao weh, belly buay kum guan man. Early early say so lah, my friend and gua no sign-ing, wasting time only, leow lui in internet cafe.
Better not have high hopes, after the Najib fello come out with mor rules. Now can only damn frus one, where got chan now.
The above was overheard in a kopitiam recently when one potential "Bolehnaut" Ah Beng was telling his friend about his application to be a Malaysian Astronaut and the frustrations he sufferred. At the time of writing the website showed total "Bolehnaut" applicants standing at 7236, this has exceeded the figure of 6000 expected by the Najib fello, oophs I mean Datuk Seri Najib. And it is only 25th Oct today.
Those unsure of certain terms used in the conversation above can check here or here.
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